Skins 3x09 "The Twins"

Okay so... this episode was just too much... of the good stuff.
Instead of me writing a recap just watch the episode! It was to good, to much I wanna tell, to much that I can't describe. It was magical. The story was like WOoHOo, chills, dancing around, smiling, crying, happy feelings... yeah happy feelings. I don't think I've ever had one of those before, it was something new but I sure as hell loved it.
Also the soundtrack was WOoHOo . . . you get the point. And I really can't focus on writing the recap right now... I mean I'm so high on Skins it's unbelievable.
I will write a review sometime soon hopefully. But if I get a request on writing one from more than 3 people I'll give in and cry with happy feelings inside my beating skin.

For you who want to see the episode I just warn you;

"What ever you do, DON'T Turn it off, give it 100 % and you'll get the ride of your life. Even the acting was superb, better than usual and 'usual' = HIGH quality.

The episode contained everything you might need in a episode;
*Sibling Rivalry
*Cat Fight
*Confession of love
*Kisses
*Tears of sadness
*Tears of happiness
*Crazy/funny little brothers that gets beat up
*Drama
*A nervous JJ
*A hot Emily who dresses up like a beat up Katie who kisses Naomi in a school hallway.
*A Katie who show some feelings more than "Ooh look at me, look at me!"

Pure genious

-Elin

Skins 3x06 "Naomi"

It’s Naomi’s episode and I didn’t get disappointed.

Naomi sleeps with dirty feet’s. Not her feet’s but she still sleeps with them. When she accidently gets the feet’s in her mouth she wakes up, disgusted and wondering why the hell there is a pair of feet that don’t belong to her is in her bed.

Naomi: “Jesus Christ, what the fuck, Jesus Christ, Who the fucks are you?”
Man in bed: “A friend of your moms. I had nowhere to sleep; Sweetheart isn’t she even though she doesn’t believe I’m the actual messiah.”
Naomi: “MOM, MOM”
She gets out of the bed
Naomi: “Who the hell does she think she is? This is bloody ridiculous. Does nobody understand privacy…? I’m naked. I sleep naked.
Man in bed: “There is nothing I haven’t seen before. You look like your mom actually. You even got the same haircut she has (not the hair on head).”
Naomi storms out of the room, still naked.
Naomi: “MOM!”

Naomi’s mom and a woman sit by the kitchen table, discussing why bananas should be forbidden to be bought into the house. It’s the shape, the skin and well everything. They sit there and a naked man comes in with his walkman, grabbing something to eat and then sit down by the table.
A now dressed Naomi comes into the kitchen;

Naomi: “Mom, has anyone ever told you what a complete fucking cow you are?”
Mom: “Plenty of people. Take a look of this would you love. We are thinking of banning it from the groups shopping list.”
Naomi: “There is a man, in my room, in my bed mom.”
Mom: “He had nowhere else to go. It’s called communal living sweetie.”
Naomi: “God you’re so irritating!”

After grabbing the banana she takes a bite then throws it back on the table. Both women sending worrisome glares at her.
School has just rung in, an anticipating Emily stands at the top of the stairs looking for who I assume is Naomi. Naomi sees Emily first and then hides in the mass of people.
Naomi sits on a fire staircase, smoking when Kieran (the politics teacher) walks up to her. It’s now obvious they have talked before, quite intimate, since Kieran seems to know Naomi’s family situation. Naomi even seems relieved when he walks up. She finds out that there is a meeting and everyone is to be in the assembly.
The school bell rings and people assemble in the assembly; Naomi sits down with Effy and Panda. Panda looking at Tomas, Effy at Freddie. Naomi who knows something’s up between Effy and Freddie asks what it’s about. Effy says it’s nothing and then sends glare at Cook instead who is surrounded by hair & beauty students. Emily sits down beside Naomi who doesn’t seem to be so happy about it.
The light is turned off and most girls scream, silly little girls. In comes Doug with a flashlight, a cape and starts to recite some play or poem. But he never got to finish it before the collage director storms in and tell them what’s up in a fast, correct and not so pepping speech. They want a student president; Emily is fast to give Naomi hints to do it. Naomi isn’t that keen though. The collage director and Doug leave the assembly still arguing about how she didn’t let Doug finish his piece.
Emily is trying to convince Naomi about running for student president.

Naomi: “you got to be joking? I’m not gonna help running this place!”
Emily: “I don’t get it! Why not? You really care about this stuff.”
Naomi: “What stuff?”
Emily: “Aah quality, environmentalism, vandalism, I-don’t-ever-wanna-shut-my-mouth-ism.”
Naomi: “Great, your making me sound great!”
Emily: “Common, common you know about politics. You’re always talking about it.”
Naomi: “Emily, we have had about three conversations in our entire lives. So the idea you always knows I’m talking about anything is a bit ridiculous.”
Emily: “Okey”
Cook: “Morning ladies. Aah love is all around.
Naomi: “Piss off!”
Cook: “Naomi I’ve been thinking. You should see more cock.”
Naomi: “Pardon?”
Cook: “Yeah, you and me should go to it! You know what I’m saying?”
Naomi: ”Excuse me. Go to it?”
Cook: “Yeah, defiantly!”
Naomi: “You’ve got as much chance fucking me as becoming the democratic elected student president of this dump. “
Cook: “Yeah? Well I enjoy a challenge. Babe, you’ve got a deal.”
Naomi: “What? No, no, no, no I didn’t mean it like that.”
Cook: ”Guarantied a shag!”
Cook walks away.

Doug sits at a desk with a creepy looking guy who compares his name with Madonna and other one named famous persons. This ‘Crispin’ guy wants to tighten the collage procedure so that no more shit will get into the collage. And right then Cook happens to enter the room. Crispin thinks that Cook is the poster boy for the shit at the school. No one seems to believe it when Cook wants to enter the competition. But hey, what Cook wants he takes.
Outside the door to the ‘Election Registration’ room Naomi stands peeking in but when the door suddenly swung open and Naomi fell back Crispin gives her a comment “Girls, stupid, you’re so stupid!” It’s during times like this you’re actually allowed to punch a white tight upper-class dork that has premade opinions about people. I promise it’s all in “Elin’s guide book for regular punching”.
When Naomi still lays there on the floor Cook comes out and when he sees her he just laughs.

Cook: “I can see your knickers!”
Naomi pulls her skirt down.
Naomi: “You! President?”
Cook: “Why do people keep saying that? Me president, you my slave”
He fake fuck someone in the air.
Cook: “Why are you fighting it Naomi? You want it; I want it, let’s get together and feel alright.”
Naomi: “You couldn’t make me feel alright even if you staple your tongue to my clit and stood on a cement mixer.”
Cook laughs, Naomi walks away.

Naomi is on her way home. Outside at the parking lot Kieran waits for her asking to give her a ride. She accepts since she actually likes him, though guessing in a father/daughter kind of way.
He tries to open the door like a gentleman but it’s stuck so he jumps into his old beat-up Volvo (his car is a disgrace for the Swedish population) and starts to kick open the passage door from inside. It finally swing open and Naomi takes her place in the broken seat. Kieran tries to start the engine but it’s just tugging and nothing happens. “Can you give me a ride on your bike?”. . . Great plan there Kieran, you usually check if the car even starts before you offer a ride.
Naomi and Kieran are walking down a street, gossiping about different things, mostly politics. The stop outside of Naomi’s house, were a window is occupied by a waving mom. Before she goes inside Kieran gives her a form to fill in to enter the school president thingy.
Well inside Naomi walks and dodge people who seem to just be everywhere. She comes to the kitchen where her mom wants help to feed a kid she doesn’t even know the name of. Naomi who doesn’t like to live in a collective of weirdoes leaves the kitchen and heads towards her room.
She opens the door and there, on her bed, Emily waits.

Naomi: “How did you get in here?”
Emily: “This weird guy let me in, he looks a bit like Jesus!”
Naomi: “Yeah like a game of Christ gets who in this house. What do you want?”
Emily: “Wanted to give you this!”
She puts a registration form on the bed.
Naomi: “You’re very annoying.”
Emily: “Yeah well you seem to inspire it in me.”
Naomi: “Jinx”
Put down the form Kieran gave her.
Emily: “Your gonna run! Great! I’ll help with the form.”
Naomi: “No Emily I don’t need any help.”
Emily: “Right, okey, well see you.”
Emily walks out the door but soon returns back in.
Emily: “Just so you know. My first thought when I see you isn’t ‘I wanna fuck that girl’.”
Naomi: “no Em!”
Emily: “We kissed twice, it was nice. But it’s also nice just being with you. When you’re not being a prick that is.”
Naomi: “Thanks!”
Emily: “You should run for president because I think you’ll be good at it. It’s that simple, okay!”
Naomi: “Okay. Then you should stay.”
Emily: “Thanks, I will.”
She closes the door behind her.

They are both on Naomi’s floor, Em with a bottle of booze in her hand, talking about the election. Both seem relaxed with each other now. It might be the booze or it might be the fact that they have let their guard down and finally talked . . . alone. Then Naomi asks Emily what lesbians do… you know sex. But since Emily hasn’t had any really experience she just assumes they do what they do to themselves but to each other instead. Though slightly more aggressive. They spin on the tread for a couple of minutes… very cute, very drunk and very adorable.
It’s next day. Naomi and Emily are both in Naomi’s bed and when Naomi wakes up I’m not sure what goes through her mind. She faces Emily’s back and strokes her hair before she gets up, sneaks out the room and leaves a soon waking Emily in the bed.
Naomi arrives on her bicycle at school where a big crowd of students have gathered.

Naomi who has seen enough walks away from the crowed with her bicycle in hand. Coming a bit from the crowed Emily catch up with her. Emily confronting her to why she wasn’t there and that she meet Naomi’s mom. Naomi who had “stuff to do” doesn’t seem too happy about Emily being there. Emily on the other hand takes flyers out of her bag that she had done. Flyers for Naomi’s election crusade. Emily uses probably the only thing that can make Naomi go into ‘I’m gonna beat you so bad your arse is starting to leak’ mode . . . Cook . . . to get her to stand up and fight.
Through a series of overlapping shoots we see how Naomi spread her flyers over the school and how Emily enjoys watching her do it. We also get to see Crispin’s way of getting votes, but it doesn’t go so well. Cook on the other hand who is preaching for riot has a great following.
Everyone seems to be gathered in the assembly . . . or is it cafeteria? Anyways, Naomi walks in with Emily behind her. She climbs up the table and ask for everyone’s attention.

Naomi: “If you vote for me I’ll make sure each and every one of your voices will be heard. I’ll make it my business to get to know each and every one…”
Cook: “Apples and pears get your apples and pears!”
People are cheering on Cook.
Naomi: “See this is what you’ve got to decide. Do you want a comedy president?”
Cook: “NAOMI”
People start cheering again.
Naomi: “Your such a fucking joke!”
Cook: “I’m a joke? You’re fucking hilarious!”
Naomi: “At least I care about something. There are issues.”
Cook: “Who think about caring? Nobody here cares! WE JUST WANT TO PARTY!!!”
People start cheering again.
Emily: “ Cook any chance you can be a cunt over there you think!”
Naomi: “Emily”
Cook: “Naw that’s nice. Getting your girlfriend to hold the end. Little moral support yeah. Sweet aren’t it?”
People laughing.
Naomi: “NO, ooh fuck.”
She starts to climb down the table.
Cook: “Sweet. Hey Naomi! If I’m a joke and these people can have a laugh caring is over rated. You wanna know my slogan? I’m Cook, vote for me, I don’t give a fuck either.”
People start to shout and cheer again. It’s getting too much for Naomi who starts to walk out of there.
Emily: “Naomi. Naomi, wait! I’m sorry.”
Naomi: “Just leave me alone.”

Kieran sits by his desk, writing or reading, when Naomi comes in with her face all sad. She cries and tells him she had enough. But when Kieran kisses her it just gets too much. She tells him to fuck off before she runs home. She just wanted to be able to trust someone. At home on her bed she cries and who could blame her? But when she finds a note, written by Emily, saying “Emily slept here :-)” then the crying gets even worse. She throws away the note and cry some more. But then she gets the note and read it again.
Next morning she wakes up realizing she has slept on the note, leaving Emily’s name on her cheek. She walks up to the mirror trying to scrub it away but then decides to call her. “Can we go somewhere? Anywhere! ”

Emily: “It’s one of my favorites.”
She starts to undress.
Naomi: “I didn’t bring a swimming costume!”
Emily: “Neither did I!”
Naomi look at Emily
Emily: “Sun won’t shine forever!”
Naomi: “Someone might be looking.”
Emily: “Honey, your body ain’t that special!”
Naomi: “Don’t look okay?”
Emily: “Fine!”
She turns away from Naomi, but as soon as she starts to undress she faces her again. They both laugh.
Naomi: “I said don’t look!”
Emily: “I wasn’t looking!”
Naomi: “You where perving!”
Emily: “I wasn’t looking!”
Naomi accidently pushes Emily in the lake.
Emily: “Common get in!”
Naomi jumps in.
Naomi: “Jesus, its freezing.”

Its night, raining by the looks of things. Naomi drinks from a bottle of vodka. She and Emily is sitting by the fire. Emily is rolling a splif.

Naomi: “You’re alright Em?”
Emily sits there ignoring her.
Naomi: “Hello, Helluuu.” waving her hand before Em’s face. “Are you deaf or what?”
Emily: “You know that’s the first time you’ve asked me something!”
Naomi: “Today?”
Emily: “Ever!”
Naomi: “Well answer it then. You’re alright?”
Emily: “No, I’m having the worst time of my life. Weather’s shit, company even worse.”
Naomi: “Well I’m in!”
Naomi drinks and Emily takes a blow of the splif.
Emily: “It’s peaceful!”
Naomi: “Yeah!”
Emily pokes around in the fire. Then lay her hand over Naomi’s. They fondle each other fingers for a while.
Emily: “You know how to do blow backs?”
Naomi: “I never got blow backs. Why can’t people just smoke the damn thing straight.”
Emily: “It’s fun! Have you even tried it?”
Naomi: “No. But being all seeing I already know its shit.” she smiles for herself.
Emily: “Common, everything once!” they begin to face each other from there back to back position.
Naomi: “Ooh fuck it. Go ahead and disappoint me.”
Emily lights the splif again, but it in her mouth. Takes Naomi’s hands and put them around the containing splif before Naomi leans in and take a blow. They lean back. Just sits there for a while before Naomi finally leans in and kisses her. Emily isn’t slow on returning it back. Emily starts to kiss Naomi’s neck.
Naomi: “Say something!”
Emily: “I'm all about experiments me...”

Emily takes of one of the sweaters Naomi wears; Naomi does the same to Emily. They kiss again, leaning back to the ground; roll around so Emily is on top of Naomi. Loads of small love scene shoots are mixed in to give us a hint of what’s happening. I was actually surprised about this since gay “sex scenes” usually end up sleazy and non believable. They leave it up to the viewers imagination, but still they show it in a beautiful, sensitive way.
The morning after Naomi tries to reprise her “leaving before Em wake up” deal. But this time she fails.

Emily: “Twice! You’re gonna do this to me twice? Naomi, no. You fucking, stop right now.”
Naomi: “What!”
Emily: “Don’t you dare leave me in your bed again.”
Naomi: “I’ve got to go!”
She starts walking away with her bicycle
Emily: “I know you Naomi. I know you’re lonely. You need someone to want you, well I do want you. So be brave and want me back.”
Still walking Naomi leaves Emily where she stands.

In the shower Naomi sits, crying, maybe regretting. But obviously not happy. Getting ready for school still with tears in her eyes. Walking into her mom’s room, half sad, half miserable. She sees Kieran in her mom’s bed. She runs out and Kieran runs after her, naked, trying to explain.
Sitting in the ‘Election Registration’ before school has started with her cell in her hand. Just about as she is pressing dial she hears voices. She quickly hides under the desk so that no one sees her.
Into to the room Doug and the collage director walk with the voting boxes. They are there to count the votes. The collage director has decided that Cook won’t win, she’s pro Naomi and anti everyone else. Naomi is hearing it all sitting under the desk.
Its time to announce the winner and Naomi of course wins. Her speech;

Naomi: “You should have more confidence.”
Collage Director: “ What?”
Naomi: “I mean your tits are fine. Probably a bit flat but you don’t have to stuff your bra.” Naomi takes out Cook’s votes that the director and Doug stashed there. “I’m not sure, but where these votes counted? Cook, Cook, Cook, Cook.”
Collage Director: “Naomi stop this, just celebrate you’ve won.”
Naomi: “NO, Cook won. He’s our president.”
Cook all happy takes his round of applauds.
Cook: “My first start as president of this school is to declare this riot OPEND.”

Naomi presses the alarm and before she leaves the room she and Emily exchange eye contact but nothing more. She stands alone in the riot full corridor when Kieran walks up. They talk and Naomi asks if he likes her mom and he does. “Go tell her then”. Walking away and then stops before a classroom which contains Cook and a bunch of school desks.
She walks in finding Cook on his knees looking for stuff. They talk in a normal way . . . for Cook that is until he brings up the “I won now we get to waggle” part. She just laughs and tries to joke it away, but Cook insists. Naomi walks up and kiss him, soon there is a rumble going on over the tables, floors and chairs. But soon Naomi calls it a stop. Strangely enough Cook is very understandable about it. He’s all “If you don’t want it I won’t push you” which I found very nice by him. They both bottom up their clothes. Outside a riot is in full display, burning cars, people throwing stuff AND a walking Naomi.
She sits in their kitchen, it’s quiet and you even hear the bird’s quirking outside.

Mom: “You notice how quiet it is?”
Naomi: “You kicked them out?”
Mom: “It’ll take a few days clean the place right? What did you want to talk about this morning?”
Naomi: “Is anyone here?”
Mom: “Just some man thinking you wanted him back in my bed! Very entertaining for an Irish man”
Naomi: “It is peaceful!”
Mom: “Yeah! Did I ever tell you how angry I was when I found out I was pregnant with you?”
Naomi: “Is this going to cheer me up? Cos I need cheering up okay!”
Mom: “Getting there. I meet the man of my dreams. I wanted to travel the world, fuck at every beach in India, be in love. Then I found out I was pregnant.”
Naomi: “I can only apologize!”
Mom: “And you know how your dad turned out to be a shitty little prick. Was all a little bit rubbish. Until you made my life complete. And actually rather fucking wonderful.”
Naomi: “I did that?”
Mom: “I wasn’t expecting it. The people that makes us happy is never the people you expect. So when you find someone you’ve got to cherish it.

Kissing Naomi on her head she’s off to a man who thinks regular sex and potatoes is all you need to be happy. Sitting in the kitchen for a bit Naomi decides to leave, ending up at Emily’s front door.
Ringing the bell she hear how someone comes.

Emily: “I’m not gonna open the door. My face is all puffy. I’ve been crying a bit”
Naomi: “I don’t care.” they both sit down on one side of the door. “I do want someone. . . need someone. You’re right.”
Emily: “And?”
Naomi: “And… When I'm with you. I feel like I’m a better person, I feel happier, less alone, less lonely.”
Emily but her hand out the cat door to hold Naomi’s “But it’s not as simple as that is it? Being with someone.”
Emily: “Isn’t it?”
Naomi: “No, I mean I don’t know. I mean I don’t think so. I mean. . . Can’t we just sit like this? For a bit?”
They take a steadier hold around each other’s hands.
Emily: “Yeah! We can… for a bit.”

Okey I just have to say. This episode made me shed a tear… I mean that last scene is just WOW, mind blowing. You who have seen it know what I’m talking about. Just wonderful, simply wonderful. The episode had a great mix of drama and comedy with a very believable story.
I for one think this “lesbian” storyline is the most realistically written, acted, directed ever. It’s just Wow, don’t know what other word to describe it. WOW

-Elin

Skins 3x04 "Pandora"

We all love and adore Pandora, right? She is “Twistamatic Baby”. It’s Pandora’s episode of series 3 of ‘Skins’.

It starts up with Pandora cuddling (or maybe sleeping) with Effy’s feet. Looks like they had a long night. When Panda wakes up she has Tomas necklace in her hands, talking to it hoping he can hear. “Come back” goes on repeat like a broken record until Effy’s mom who has been watching everything interrupts;

Effy's Mom: Hi I made tea.
Pandora: Huh? Oh!
Effy's Mom: Oh sorry I didn't mean to surprise you.
Pandora: It's okay Anthea. Um, what are you doing?
Effy's Mom: Oh, you know... Just looking.
Pandora: Right, wizza. Ef's a bit out of it. She is beautiful, not like me.
Effy's Mom: Oh, seems like somebody likes you.
Pandora. My boyfriend gave it to me. I only knew him 3 days, Thomas. Now he's gone.
Effy's Mom: But it was fun while it lasted, did it? Soo much fun.
Pandora: Yeah, it's called love.
Effy's Mom: Woa, it's a big word.
Pandora: Oh, I don't know 4 letters… Oh! Well I’m sure it is love.
All you wanna do is kiss them and... you know, other stuff... brilliant stuff...
Effy's Mom: Yeah... Yeah, brilliant stuff. Maybe this Thomas will hop on a train and come back to see you.
Pandora: You can't get a train from New Congo.
Effy's Mom: Congo?
Pandora: Yeah it's a democratic republic located on the equator border to Garbon and Cameroon.
Effy's Mom: Yeah I remember now.
Pandora: I really miss him. Do you think love conquers all Anthea?
Effy's Mom: Oh, I hope so sweetie. Why don't you wake up sleeping beauty and tell her we got something called breakfast in our country

Pandora’s way of waking up someone is very lovable. Stand up; stretching your back then “Wiiiiiii” KABoom and Effy is up (jump down on the bed).
Even though that rough awakening everyone acts like zombies during breakfast, Pandora is doing all the talking, Effy just agree and fill in, Effy’s dad just sit there and wonder what the hell of a language Pandora is speaking and Effy’s mom is doing the dishes. The door bell interrupts the discussion and outside stands Jim, Effy’s dads work mate (and his wives lover).
“I can’t do it!” Jim who is supposed to be of on something work related now stands on Stoneham’s doorstep crying out to the love of his life. Effy’s dad apparently believes he’s the object of Jims feelings but soon gets an abrupt awakening when Jim storms inside and starts kissing his wife, all this is viewed by Pandora and Effy. Effy who is a both relieved, sad and angry run out of the hallway.
Now in the kitchen Pandora tries to comfort Effy in the best way she can, try to finding an explanation. Effy don’t seem to find comfort in this so she runs out of the house and towards the pier with a Pandora in her tail. Pandora tries to make sense in what has happened during the morning. And when she cleared that out she asks if Effy still wants to come to her “Pajama party”, Effy sees the chance of getting drunk to numb her pain but then Pandora freaks. From what we have gotten to know over some time is that Pandora’s mother is a control freak with stricter rules than the Pope. No boys, no drugs, no booze, no nothing. A life of emptiness and boringness. Effy who is just happy to say away from home says she will join. On their way from the pier they run into Katie and her boyfriend Danny (who I assume everyone wants to kick around on a muddy field). Katie has prepared big time for the sleepover, MDMA, weeds and pills. Everything to get a party started. Panda once again has to explain no boys, no drugs and no booze is allowed. They are going to play Twister and Katie’s reaction to this is “Cool, you can snort that right?” Katie then says good bye to her sleazy boyfriend by shamelessly making out with him, scarying all the fish out the water.

They arrive at Pandas house; it was not hard to miss since Panda’s mom had put out balloons with Pandora’s name on them so everyone would know where to go.

Katie: How many people did you invite?

Pandora: Um, 4, you, Ef, Emily and Naomi.

Katie: Naomi, why did you invite her?

Pandora: Em says I I’ll have to, or else she won’t come.

Effy: Aww, sweet.

Well inside Panda yells like a goat for her mom. We hear a rumble in the kitchen, a muttering woman and then some fast but light steps over the floor. And out comes Pandora’s mom with a nose drenched in flour telling Pandora to well not shout like a goat in the house. They enter their calm space exercises leaving Effy and Katie glare around on everything but the mother and daughter. Otherwise they would probably break out in gut clenching laughter. When Pandora has found her ‘calm space’ she introduces Effy to her mom and her mom has heard Soooo much about her;

Pandora: Yeah, you know Ef, your missionary work.

Effy: Yeah I try to do as much of that as I can.

Pandora's Mom: That's good, there are so many bad things in the world. Boys and drugs. Guns. Alcohol. Boys. Evil things. I'm glad Pandora found a channel that she can pour her energy in to.
Effy: Well yes, all the semen likes her.
Pandora's Mom: Semen?
Effy: Yes, loads of semen. Some of them are homeless as well. We do love to see Pandora get into the missionary position.

They go on to make brownies, Pandora starts to sing and soon everyone is up to singing while baking. Shake n’ Bake honey. Effy distracts Pandora and her mom while Katie spike the brownies with MDMA, soon there should be a party going on.
Outside the door Naomi is arriving with wine and beer, not really knowing what she is doing there. She gets glared by the scary neighbor who apparently finds it joyful to cut the hedge. He looks but still has nothing to say.
Before Naomi gets a chance ringing the bell Emily comes, Naomi mutter “Jesus” but I don’t think he heard. Emily who never been to a pajama party before brought Vodka, damn this non drugs and alcohol party is going to be fun. Naomi who still doesn’t know why she was invited soon finds out. She asks if Emily soon will tell anyone that she is gay, “No I’m not gay!” Emily says to defend herself. Naomi who is not interested in Emily’s affections tells her she is a “Cock Cruncher” and not a “Muff Muncher” Emily tries to save the situation with a whole speech that they are going to spend the next two years together and might as well be friends. So to light up the mood she asks Naomi if she has gotten any “cock” lately and she has… 17 times but the guy had erectile dysfunctions so she was getting tense elbow. Damn those men, tiring women out for nothing.
When the freaky neighbor hears them talk about sex he has a whole speech about how they are “decrease full young women” and that it’s a calm neighborhood. Naomi just tells him to “fuck off” and Ta-da, Pandora must have a sixth sense about knowing when someone is outside the door.
“HIIii” throwing the wine, beer and vodka in the giant flower box they have on the driveway. “Moooom, more friends, Naomi and Emily”. When Pandora’s mom arrives to the door they do the whole calm thing again leaving Naomi and Emily looking at each other instead. When they get inside Naomi and Emily walks in like nothing has happen but as I might have forgotten to mention Pandora’s mom is very neat, she has a “Shoebox” were you have to put your shoes before entering the house. So Panda throws herself over Naomi’s feet’s and rips her shoes of, throwing them (And if I might say very skillfully) scores when the shoes hits the box. Emily was smart enough to get her own shoes of.
Pandora’s mom gets confused when Panda talks about how great friends Naomi and Emily are. For those who not know that Emily is a twin it might be confusing seeing the same person be called by two names. So soon Naomi, Katie and Emily stand in front a babbling Pandora who accidently mentions Tomas and her now very confusing mother wonders if she has been defying her view on boys. Naomi saves Pandas ass by saying Tomas is her ‘boyfriend’. So Panda’s mom direct her attention to the twins asking them questions like If their parents allow boys in parties, of course not… yeah right. Then asks if they like the same things, Naomi who can’t keep from smiling very seductive waits for Emily to answer, “I don’t know” seems to be an accepting answer.
Panda who is now overly ecstatic shouts something about “Brill” “Twister” and “Twistamatic” then we just hear the rumblings of her feet’s going up the stairs.
Effy who is half sleeping by the oven waiting for the brownies to get done wakes up when it rings. Pandora’s mom comes running, take the brownies out and put them on the kitchen bench. They both lean over the newly fresh brownies. Since they are both there, alone, they do the first taste.

Naomi, Emily and Katie sits on a bed, looking at a ‘Twister’ mat, not looking so enthusiastic;

Naomi: Twista? Are you shitting me?
Katie: Don't worry, I spiked the chocolate brownies with MDMA.
Emily: You what?
Katie: Yeah, appreciate it okay. There's fucking 40 quid’s worth in there.
Naomi and Katie laughs.
Emily: You think it's funny?
Naomi: It is kind of.
Katie: Yeah, enter into the spirit Em.
Naomi: So Katie, you gonna be nice to me now with twister pals? Promise not to grab you minge and everything.
Katie: (Laughs) Okay, Ha Ha. Hands of the muff and we're sorted.
Naomi: Gottcha! No buffing the beaver.
Katie: No groping the growler.
Naomi: Don't tickle on my tinkle.
Katie: Okay I won’t fluff up your flench.
Emily: Are you done?
Katie: Yeah, we are double done with the DNA dump.

The Pandora storms in with what looks like clothes, but you can’t be sure;

Panda: “Hey Guys, what you think? Mom made them specially… Look!”
Naomi: “Jesus”
Panda: “So you can have Sexy Poo” throwing it at Naomi, “Or Brainy Poo, Except for me cos I’m Panda Poo. Mama and me sown them all, it’s a whacker job I’m telling you.”
Naomi: “I’m not wearing that!”
Panda: “Why not? It’s a pajama party!”
Katie: “What the fuck, give it here.
Panda: “Ooh Wizza Poo, cos look what goes with them” show a pair of boxers with the text ‘Bum’ on them.

So now the Pajama party is officially open.
Outside Cook and JJ talks about what girls do in a Pajama Party, Cook tells JJ that all his dirty fantasies do exists in those parties, but JJ don’t believe him because the statistic says otherwise. Cook convinces JJ to take a sneak peek so they walk towards the door; Cook grabs the vodka bottle from the flower box when they hear someone at the door. Cook throws himself out of the way leaving JJ face to face with Pandora’s testosterone hating mom. “Hi” and he gets treats about her calling the police if he doesn’t leave her house asap. Closing the door she then presses her face towards the window next to the door making sure that the now slightly afraid JJ leaves.
Next scene Pandora’s mom and Effy is setting the party table with brownies, drinks and such when they MDMA start to kick in. Apparently a bowl full of greenish liquid is very funny.
During the same time back at Pandora’s room the girls have started to strip to get there originally made Pajamas on. Emily giving lustful and curious glares towards Naomi who has gotten stuck in her pajamas. Meanwhile Cook and JJ are outside the window. Cook tries to convince JJ of letting him have a peak, but since JJ is such a gentleman he has to do it himself first.
A room full with half naked women can get any boy full with testosterone happy and excited. Cook tries to wrestle himself to the window, finally he gets there and at the same time Effy walks into the room “What the fuck?” Naomi gives her a “Don’t ask” look and she walks towards the window saying “Whatever” and strips of her shirt. Cook got his glare for life and before he really could enjoy it he and JJ fall down the ground.
The girls wondering what the sound was got a “Nothing, tummy, too much cake” answer.
Panda’s mom smash open the door, lean against the post with a plate on her hand full of brownies.

Outside Cook and JJ once again discuss about why and why not crashing the party. But I don’t see how much convincing JJ needs. I mean a house full of hot women, high, what more do you need?
Anyways Cook sees my point so he grabs the vodka bottle once again and climb up the drainpipe.
Meanwhile JJ calls Freddie to warn and rate the stupidness scale of Cooks plan. JJs mission is to stop Cook and get him out before he does something stupid. It looks like Mission Impossible 5 is in making.
In through a window Cook climbs, finding himself on unknowing grounds. When he hears voices coming he runs into the closet to avoid the guards.
Brownies + Dancing = Bad combination for Panda’s mom who collapsed and now is carried to her bedroom (in which Cook is hiding in the closet) by Naomi and Emily.
Emily: “Is she breathing?” looking at Naomi
Panda’s Mom: ‘burp’
Emily: “Yep”
They head out the bedroom, leaving Cook in a closet he looked himself into with a bottle of vodka as company.
In the hallway Panda has looked herself in the bathroom, crying, while Effy stands outside banging on the door, trying to get Panda to talk to her. A crying Pandora opens the door, giving Effy a lecture in how selfish she is. Always doing want she wants without thinking of others.
Effy who is sad about her parents splitting and about Pandora not wanting to talk to her, dismiss Katie when she is trying to comfort her outside the now looked again bathroom. Effy runs into the other bathroom leaving Katie speechless in between two looked doors.
Outside a nervous JJ stands collecting the guts to open the front door. He finally does but then hears on coming voices so he runs and hides behind the car.
Out comes Naomi collecting the wine and beer while talking to Emily who is still inside. They meet up in the living room and there Naomi asks Emily what she wants to drink;

Emily: Anything. Just give me a fucking... Just give me a...

Emily kisses Naomi.

Naomi: Oh… It's only the drugs right?

Emily nods and then kiss her again this time more passionately. In the background we se JJ appear in the doorpost.

Emily: You like that?
Naomi nods

Naomi: You're gay.

Naomi walks away.

Emily: Yes
Emily follows

JJ: Oh. My. Giddy. Giddy. Giddy... Aunt

Full kiss scene click here.

Cook is getting bored in the still locked closet; Katie is bored since she has no one to talk to so she goes looking for her sister. She sees Emily and Naomi through the kitchen window bumping around in a moon bounce castle, they fell, they kiss and I’m probably guessing, but I think Katie’s world just got a rude awakening.

Before Katie has a chance to melt this newly, but not surprising, information she hear car horns and her sleazy boyfriend’s voice from outside the door. There he is, with all the boys from the team whose names all end with an O, and their ‘posh’ girlfriends.
Soon a party is going on and Effy retreats to Panda’s mom’s bedroom, where her mom is still knocked out. She starts to apologize until she hears sounds from the closet. But instead of getting Cook out she joins him.
Pandora is still in the bathroom crying, wishing Tomas was there. Back up in the closet Cook and Effy is having sweet and lovingly intercourse towards the back wall. But you can imagine their surprise when the wall, or rather doors, collapse behind them leaving them in an unknown bedroom. They soon figure out they are next door, at the creepy neighbor, the room is full of sex equipment. Wall straps by the bed and a camera. There is also a TV with a DVD player hooked to it. In it a film lays. Cook plays the video. First the creepy neighbor who we find out is named Martin, next second Pandora’s mom, who we find out is named Angela, appears in sexy underwear and “This is how we have sex”.
Some lustful moans in the background when the camera focuses on Cook and Effy’s chocked faces.

Outside Freddie appears to play knight in shining armor to save a Locked on JJ. Before he gets in creepy neighbor Martin appears with a hedge scissor telling Freddie he has called the Police.
Freddie doesn’t really care since JJ is inside. Well inside drunk soccer players and their girlfriends play twister and fool around. JJ stands in a corner paralyzed. Freddie grabs JJ and takes him out to a waiting cab. Effy who’s on the dance floor sees Freddie, all happy and naïve she runs out after him.
“You came” and then she gets sort of dismissed by Freddie who usually is like a love sick puppy around her. But since no one seemed to care for JJ I guess he thought no one should be allowed to be cared for either. So a sad Effy walks home after the cab with Freddie and JJ leaves.
Now the house is all empty, Pandora has gotten out from the toilet, watching her now messed up house. The only one left is Cook;

Cook: We are the last ones standing. No one got any stamina these days.

Pandora: Right. Wizza. I wanted to play twister and then girls was gonna tell me how to do sex.

Cook: Bummer. How did you do it anyway?

Pandora: HUh? You know, you have done loads of sex.

Cook: No, twister.

Pandora: Oh, well you spin the dial and then you put your hands and feet are where it tells you.

Some spins of the Twister thingy, some smoke inhales and then some touching an actually sweet Cook finally gets the guts to ask;

Cook: Eh, Panda?

Pandora: Yes cookie?

Cook: Do you want me to show you?

Pandora: What?

Cook: You know…

Then Cook and Pandora lock on each other and have some sweet sex.
It’s now the morning after, Effy lays in her bed thinking. Then we join her and her mother at the breakfast table. Miserable and sad;
Effy’s mom: “You really are beautiful!”
Effy: “So are you mom!”

Effy’s mom: “I wanted to be, but more time!”
Effy answers with a silent nod in understanding.

Effy now stands outside the door to Pandora’s house collecting her guts to ring the bell. She hears someone coming towards it but instead of running and hide behind the car as JJ did she runs and hide behind the stone wall surrounding the hedges.
Out come Pandora and Cook all happy. They talk; Pandora gives him a fast kiss but nothing more even though Cook tries. When Cook then leaves Effy pops up from her hiding place. When Pandora turn around Effy walks up to confront her about Cook;

Effy: “Any Good?”
Pandora: “I don’t know what you mean!”
Effy: “I mean he’s a sensational fuck, yeah!”
Pandora: “There is a load of things you doesn’t know about me Ef. Just cos I’m useless doesn’t mean I’m nothing.”
Effy: “We’re friends because you don’t surf and turf my men. You said that!”
Pandora: “He’s not yours Ef, he will never belong to anyone, that’s why you don’t really want him!”
Effy: “Shut up, Shut up!”
Pandora: “He is not the one you want Ef!”
Effy: “Shut Up!”
Pandora: “You see I know that because I’m your friend. But you don’t make enough effort Ef. I’m just there to laugh at, you don’t know me. My life, my family, my mom. Why don’t you know anything about my mom? I know everything about yours.”
Effy: “You’re right; I don’t know anything about your mom.
Pandora: “Sorry, okay?”
Effy: “Yeah”

They look in understanding on each other.
Effy: “Oh Jesus”
Pandora: “What?”
Effy: “Be careful what you wish for Pandora!”
Pandora: “Why?”
Tomas: “Panda, Panda. Look I’m here. Panda, it’s me. Are you not glad to see me? Mother said I could come back.”
Pandora begins to cry, Effy does the same in the background.
Tomas: “What’s wrong?”
Effy: “Don’t be a twat Tomas. Give your girlfriend a hug.”
He gives Pandora a hug, a hug that she has been longing for so long but still don’t really want right now.
Poor Pandora, poor Effy, poor Katie, lucky Emily, confused Naomi… They all grew up so fast. It makes my eye tear.

- Elin and Ikke