In the first episode of season 3 we get an introduction to most of the new charachters. The episodes opens with Freddie skateboarding down the streets of Bristol, and may i said i really like the way it has been shoot. He meets up with his friends JJ and Cook at a outdoor café. They drink beer and talk about it being the first day of college. JJ sees a bike that lies on the road and as he say "- shouldn't someone move tha bike before it causes and acci..." that's all he manage to say before a car runs over the bike and the smashes in to a pole just in front of where they are sitting. It is Effy and her that are in that car, and the dad goes ballistic about that his car got damaged and tries to find who is responsible for this. He starts arguing with a passing lady that she saw what happend and is his witness that "-the fucking bike jump out in front of me!". While her dad keeps freaking out Effy sits in the car smoking and looking in the boys direction. The guys start to argue about who she is looking at and Freddie seems espacially interested in Effy.
While Freddie was oogling Effy, Cook has splashed some ketchup on his forhead and pretend that he was hit by the car and now bleeding. HAHAHA! Effy's dad tries to get support from the lafy but she emdiatly is on Cook's side and says that she saw he hit him with the car. So Effys dad gives Cook money to shut him up and preventing hom from calling the police. Ehhy steps out of the car and starts walking to school. JJ describes Effys outfit the best "-Dad say somethings are best left for the imagination, but that's not right is it?".
In the next scene we get to see Emily picking out her outfit for her first day at collage. Can she be any cuter? No, i don't think so. She is waiting for her sister to get finished in the shower and finds her little brother trying to steal a peek of their naked sister in the shower. WTF?! She smacks him in the head and then kick him as well, and i see no reason why she shouldn't. Finally she gets in to the bathroom just to find out that all the hot water are gone. She goes back to her room and find her twin sister Katie wearing the top she just picked out.
Katie's sleezy boyfriend Danny picks up the sisters and drives them to school 
in his ugly yellow sports car. Apperently Danny plays for the Bristol Rovers Reserves and that makes Katie cool among the hordes of blond bimbos that are on the school yard, while Emily stands silent in the background. OMG! Pandora makes me laugh soo much in this scene.
Pandora: Bonkers! What's surf and turf Ef?
Effy: Sex
Pandora: Wow, we are gonna have wizard time at this college ain't we Ef? I'm definatly gonna have surf and turf asap. Mom says boys only wants one thing, get in my pants, so give it to them and loats of times, and that way i'll get good at it, be really popular and maybe my toes will stop flobbing.
All the studens are gathered in the gymnasium, and the guys har still arguing about who Effy was looking at. Cook makes some comment about his dick and Naomi who is stading behind him says "Nice" with a sarcastic vocie. They bicker a bit then Naomi sit down and the teachers enters the gymansuim to a cheesy song. They welcome the studends talk about what are forbidden to do this year since they had alot of incidents last year. The list of things that are forbidden is long.
After that the really nervous teacher comes forward to check the attendens of the students.
When she comes to Naomi Campbell everybody laughs and Naomi eventually rasies her hand not glad about the situation. Cook tease her about it, and Emily looks at her. And the Cook tease her some more asking her if she wants to se his tatto on his dick. Naomi doesn't want that and says to the teacher that Cook is being inpropriate, and the teacher tells Cook to show his patetic tattoo to them all. And he does, hahaha. You can see it here. The nervous teacher totally freaks out and yells "NO! NO! NO! Let me out! Please, let me out!" And the door she is running out through is full with balls that fall over here. The principal screams silence over and over again.
The thing that silence them all is the male teacher farting in the megaphone, haha, omg, how stupid is he? But clearly it worked.
JJ, Freddie and Cook is now in the hallway oogling all the girls, one of them is Effy. JJ decides to impress a girl by showing of his magic tricks. Meanwhile Freddie seeks out Effy confronting her about looking at him this morning.
Effy: I look at lots of people, that doesn't mean i want to get to know them. Do you want me to get to know you?
Freddie: I wont mind.
Effy: The thing is they want to get to know me too. (Looking at JJ and Cook)
Effy hands a list to Freddie and the first one to fill that out "gets to know" Effy. The list contains all the forbidden things that the pricipal mentioned earlier. Back to JJ and Cook. JJ is making thing turn up in smoke and milk coming out of his head. The girl seems mildly impressed and Cooks tries to talk to her and the ask if she is deaf, wich she turns out to be, she insults then with help of her inturperator and the Cook tries to say things about her behind her han to JJ, men the inturperator hears that, wich results the deaf girl kicking Cook in the balls.
Pandora rants to Effy about no being able to have Hair and beauty as well as philosophy, cause her mom says she have to go hair and beauty, but pandora thinks
she is good in philosophy as well. They meet up with Katie and Emily, and some guy joins them but Pandora scares him away pretty fast, and she ask Effy if he could to surf and turf for her, and the shes off to a class about filing her nails, but she introduces herself to the twins before she leaves.
Pandora: I'm Pandora. I'm usless.
Katie introduces herself and her sister to Effy, clearly tryng to make her a new friend, and she goes on talking about Effys brother and even brags about her boyfriend.
Along comes Naomi, at total lezzar bitch according to Katie, cause apperently she tried to snog Emily earlier. Naomi comes up behind Katies back.
Naomi: Watch out Katie, I might get confuse and fuck you with my great big stap-on by mistake.
Emily seems amuse by that statement, and tells Katie to leave it.
They guys are looking at Effy's list deciding on if they should take the challange, and Cook decides to do it since she has already done some things on the lsit today. Then they find Sids (Season 1 and 2) old locker and there they founds porn and JJ totally freaks out. haha
The mission to do as much things on the list has now started, including leavin something to burn in the locker. The nearvous teacher gets a peptalk from her male co-worker. "Kids can't harm you", and he seems to have conviced her when he leaves, that's until she sees the fire and freaks out.
Firmly and round it off across. Firmly and round it off across. That what you gotta know about filing your nails. Pandora is superbored, and uses that sits are on the way to get out of class. "Yes go, go, for god sake go. Refresh and mostiurises, don't waits a second". haha, that's what the teacher said. Pandora seems happy to finally be free from filing hell.
In Effy's classroom the teacher reads a manual and keeps saying fuck, i guess some people didn't prepare. So he wants everone to stand up say their name and a unique fact about them selfs. JJ starts off with rambling up alot of things about himself before the teacher stops him. Katie has never not had a boyfriend since she was 7, Emily never had a boyfriend, Naomi hates injustice and people tells lies about her, Effy thinks her mom is having an affair and Freddie met a girl he likes today. Effy checks the list and stops at sex in school and then looks at Cook, she excuses herself and goes to the nurses office, and so does Cook. Pandora ask if she can be in this class and she can, and the she wonder where Effy is. Suprise suprise she is with Cook in the nurses offfice and they start to have sex. And the poor nervous teacher arebehind the curtain in a bed resting when she notice what going on, and the ep finnish with her terrified screams.
- Ikke
1 comment:
nice recap, I thought this was a great episode. The new cast is great and I think this is the best season so far.
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